he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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