Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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