so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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