What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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