Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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