Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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