I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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