fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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