Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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