I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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