...so i touched it.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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