I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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