yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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