i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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