Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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