Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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