Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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