Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Randomize
