My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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