You can't special order awesome
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Shame is for Republicans.
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