dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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