I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
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maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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