Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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