Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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