I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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