Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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