K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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