the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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