If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
is it fun? or sober?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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