maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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