Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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