My brain says no but my pants say off.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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