I bet he comes in French.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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