My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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