quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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