I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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