She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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