I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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