Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I wear drunk well.
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