I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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