That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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