it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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