I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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