LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We just shotgunned beers for America
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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