turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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