Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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