I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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