Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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