In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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