Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
