East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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