what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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