At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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